This is what one of the other models gave me:

AI is very, very cool and very, very powerful. But it is like an overgrown child; it either doesn't always listen to exactly what you tell it to do, or only hears certain snippets that it explores on its own.

My youtube videos are doing well, but there are only so many songs a person can write about Demonic Dolphins ("Dylan", not Desmond…) or spending Christmas in Prison.

I want to animate some of these cartoons and get them up and out there too.

Watch this space.

When considering all the terrible things that can go wrong in the world today, one thing that people overlook is banana bread. Not only is it tasty and sweet, but it is made with …. wait for it… bananas. And bananas are radioactive!

Worse still, it is dense. There is a (remote) possibility that a loaf could be made, so large and so dense that it would begin to collapse on itself and begin a catastrophe…. a singularity that would end mankind in a sickly sweet extinction level event.

That's why I like donuts better.

(I'm sure Flipmode want nothing to do with this.)

I honestly had NO idea that this thing was still switched on! I'm pretty sure that no one is looking.

While I'm not exactly cheap, I'd like to use the power of hindsight to say that I wish I had been spending the money it costs to host this page on investing in meme coins.

I guess he was hungry for something BEYOND Beyond Meat?

Dear Tracy,

I'm sorry that you high-handed me at the shopping mall while you were walking with all of your friends last Saturday. I want you to know that I'm a much more mature person than you are and that I have added you to my nightly prayers.

I woke up at 3:11am from a dream where I was questioned about the source of my fortitude. My answer:

Dog DNA and God.

I need to stop eating before bed.

It isn't that I don't celebrate "Pi" day. I just celebrate it on July 22nd.

22/7

I was just in the middle of a comment battle with someone who doesn't believe some of the things that I said about my father…

My dad would sometimes say weird things that seemed completely improbable. One night we were in the kitchen eating dinner and dad pointed to the TV and said "I know that man!"

"Dad … you know Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn???"

"I made some furniture for his office when he lived in Vermont."

I've got to say – I'm not prepared to get old. Life isn't what I thought it would be when I was 20 years younger.

For one thing – bed isn't what I thought it would be. Last night before turning over to go to sleep my wife asked me a really provocative question:

"Are we using a drying agent in the dishwasher?"

I guess it was the idea of sheeting that got her going.